Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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