they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I have aggressive nipples.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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