He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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