either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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