Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
