Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
