i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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