Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
