You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
