I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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