Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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