You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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