stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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