Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Is this like a preordered booty call?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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