Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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