so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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