Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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