That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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