just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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