What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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