I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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