There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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