I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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