All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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