just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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