You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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