ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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