Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have post one night stand depression
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