I hate your face
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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