bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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