where does the pee come out of this thing
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
do nipples grow back?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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