my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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