Soap is not a condiment
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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