okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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