can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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