I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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