my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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