i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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