Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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