Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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