Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
false alarm, still single
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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