Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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