How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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