that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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