Buhtt sex?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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