I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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