why didn't you poke me back
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
