Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Boobs speak an international language.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
