ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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