Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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