My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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