Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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