you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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