Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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